At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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