fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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