She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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