with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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