...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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