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I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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