okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I should be sponsored by Trojan
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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