The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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