Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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