Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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