ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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