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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
the raccoons are back...
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