Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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