Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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