but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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