Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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