And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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