Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i love accidental penises.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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