SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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