Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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