so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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