i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My life is pants optional.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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