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When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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