omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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