her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
