he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
