Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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