bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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