pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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