when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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