She's JV to your varsity
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I cut my penus on the lid.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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