i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just forgot I was standing up.
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