Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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