when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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