well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
do nipples grow back?
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