Its about making memories worth repressing
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she peed on how many people?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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