the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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