I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
