Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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