Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The convent might be a nice break from real life
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
