The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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