i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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