Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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