Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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