Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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