Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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