Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Small penises have feelings too.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
