Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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