We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize