No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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