You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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