You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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