Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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