I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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