Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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