Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
